so many bad vibes scaring away all my orb friends

gayle made me re-apply for my job as ghost :’-(

whatshouldwecalloberlin:

VOTE. Or I’ll send the mailroom ghost after your ass.

Now you have no excuse. 

& i w i l l get your ass

HAPPY HALLOWEEN DON’T DIE PLS I DON’T WANT TO SHARE MY NON-LIVING SPACE W/ U

“PLS SEND HELP” i type with 1 finger from beneath a mountain of boxes as the beginning-of-the-semester textbook shipments crush my spirit (literally)

today i stirred from my eternal slumber but idk why really because no one is on campus i did not wake up for this shit i’m going back to bed wake me up when orientation starts i have first years to scarrorize that’s like terrorize but scarier 

thewebdotnet:

guys what should i do for the mail room year end talent show?????

idk i usually just rattle some chains or something

Happy Friday the 13th. What better way to scare everyone for the occasion than by writing up 2nd and final notices MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

brat-punk:

the mail room easter/passover potluck was just as confusing as it sounds

wow i really hope there’s mac & cheese at the easter/passover potluck tomorrow