so many bad vibes scaring away all my orb friends
VOTE. Or I’ll send the mailroom ghost after your ass.
& i w i l l get your ass
“PLS SEND HELP” i type with 1 finger from beneath a mountain of boxes as the beginning-of-the-semester textbook shipments crush my spirit (literally)
today i stirred from my eternal slumber but idk why really because no one is on campus i did not wake up for this shit i’m going back to bed wake me up when orientation starts i have first years to scarrorize that’s like terrorize but scarier
guys what should i do for the mail room year end talent show?????
idk i usually just rattle some chains or something
Happy Friday the 13th. What better way to scare everyone for the occasion than by writing up 2nd and final notices MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
the mail room easter/passover potluck was just as confusing as it sounds